Ms. Hélène Jansen ♡

Kind, modest & sexy. Fuck.

Photography by Liselotte Vollebregt
Styling by Roos-Marie van der Meij
MUA by Joyce van Esch

Dude's Voice Is Kinda Mesmerizing

Planking 18+

Planking Holland ® assigned photographer Angga Pratama for an exclusive Planking series.



This is a preview, the complete series will soon be available for your viewing pleasure. Promise.

In the meantime, Planking Holland FB.

Alex Turner Is a Lucky Bastardoz

Alexa Chung in Gracia, Vogue & Elle magazine.

That's My Mother You're Pissing On

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Title Quote by Lionel Cosgrove's Dead Alive

You Can't Handle The Truth

Artwork by Kirsten Stoltmann

Festival Mundial

This series is from Festival Mundial 2010. When the film came back, I was surprised by the spots in each frame. I was pissed thinking about the amount of time it would swallow retouching the whole series. I'm working for a settlement with the lab, but the more I look at it, the more I like the imperfectness.

The new edition Festival Mundial 2011 is coming soon, 18 + 19 June to be exact. Get your tickets while still available.









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Girls & Cameras

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No I'm not lucky I'm blessed, Yes!

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Doesn't matter if it's England, France or Holland. I think Royal Houses are shit, but I do love Beatrix for letting us party every year on her behave. Even though it's not her birthday but her mothers. Something like that.

Queensday weekends are great weekends. Sun shines on your face while you waistedly dance to the sounds coming from all the speakers hanging out of the window, in your favorite orange wardrobe piece.

You know it was great when almost a week later you are still trying to get over the hangover. You're back at your desk working for money you kinda have to make. When it's weekend you burn your money on alcohol and/ or drugs so you can make it through the weekdays at work. O.K. maybe I'm being a little bit dramatic about it. I don't know.

Oh, you probably already have heard but Santa Claus was killed by the American troops & is now buried deep in the ocean.

Title quote by Nicki Minaj

Credit The Image Please

Sick explaining people the importance of credits? You could slap them with this beautiful handmade poster.

Poster design by Pia Jane Bijkerk & Erin Loechner for street cred 2011

Handmade fonts by Yvette van Boven

Summer Is When Laziness Finds Respectability

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Title by Sam Keen

Round & Round Goes Fashion

Take a look what is hot about 10 years ago & reproduce it. Seems simple enough.






Spring weight, custom fit MA1. Flight satin with cotton lining.

Available, via Supreme

Tigabelas

I'm probably just about to enter my teen age. People sometimes call me Ninja, Black Swaggerette or Migamiga'tje but my real name is Tigabelas.

My hobby's are going out, grooming myself & sleeping. When I'm horny, I moan very loudly keeping my neighbors awake. Pissing all over the house is another thing I like to do when I feel horny.

I'm not particularly shy, but I usually don't let people touch me more than 2 minutes. I like to sleep on the heater & on people's feet. I also enjoy standing on my bosses head when he is sleeping.

Pictures after the jump.